But I JUST CAN'T HELP IT.
Warning: Only 2 of the following 4 stories are a joke.
First,from the U.S. 'Health Administration Bureau':
Second, Steven Crowder, bilingual Canadian ex-pat examines Canadian Health Care in a visit to Quebec:
Third, Alberta Healthcare CEO says, "It wasn't a lie, it was a mistake."
Finally, the top story in American Healthcare news, President Obama is gravely ill.