Monday, March 22, 2010

Ann Coulter - Welcome to Canada!

What's the best way to welcome Ann Coulter to Canada?

First, a few of my favorite Coulter quotes:

"I am an American Patriot, if you don't leave Liberals in a sputtering infant rage, you're not doing it right."

"I'm sure liberals will be really tough standing up to terrorists, when a little campaign rhetoric makes them start crying."

"Most people aren't liberal, but they think liberal sounds nice . ... something I'm trying to end."

"Truth be told, I think I'm a moderate, and the rest of the world is crazy."

Second, let's play God Bless America. My favorite rendition, by Martina McBride, sung at the 2002 Rose Bowl Parade.

Welcome Ann, I hope your stay is a pleasant and entertaining one!


  1. Here are a few of my 'favourites':

    "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

    "We should require passports to fly domestically."

    "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"

    "I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote."

    "My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism."

    I'll defend her right to speak freely, but - I do not welcome the damage this bigoted woman does to the conservative movement!

  2. She's a blowhard, who gets people irritated, and gets them thinking. Ann, Blow harder here in Canada for the hard of hearing.

    Here in Canada that is a double barreled crime, because when the left here in Canada stops to think, they seem unable to start again, and we all know what a crime forcing someone to feel offended is. Why . . . it leads to hate, doncha know.

    I mean, she is likely to expose herself to hatred or contempt from the left wing candy ?sses in Canada, particularly that ?ss Houle over at U of O. I wonder if the politically correct will see their own hatred welling up and tell on themselves to J Ly, or the other hate crime thought police of our fair land.

    They could start with a mediocre act of Confession. I confess to Almighty CHRC Commissar, and to you my brothers and sisters that I have sinned (well not really sinned, since we don't really believe in sin - that would be hateful) but I have had bad thoughts, thoughts of contempt and hatred towards Ann Coulter.

    As J Ly would say: "Go in peace my little child. It was only a misdemeanor, and she had it coming. She's one of them, not one of us. It's not really hatred with those people."

  3. The most damage done to the conservative movement has been done through INACTION.

    Ann Coulter is an ACTION HERO, she and Ezra should have their own ACTION FIGURES.

    It was general conservative inaction that allowed the HRC's to proliferate in the first place. Conservatives should have been outraged in 1979 when radical islamists burned 'Satanic Verses' and put a hit out on Salman Rushdie.

    This isn't a game, it isn't a sporting event, it's a war - and this culture is fighting for it's survival.

    Ann Coulter has 'target aquired' on those who would destroy America, and she doesn't take liberal prisoners. There's no Guantanamo Bay in Ann's world. She waterboard's 'em on the battlefield, and then they're verbally executed. I can get behind that.

  4. So Ann, how do you like us so far?

    Apparently, there is more than one >ss Houle in Ottawa.

  5. I hope she leaves Canada on Friday remembering the people who really enjoyed having her visit and listening to her speak.